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i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
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Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she’s outside.
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someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain
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NEW DEVELOPMENTS
apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
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